A Real Woman

1. Wants to be her man’s helper and obeys her man. Her man is the focus of her life

2. is clean in every aspect of her life

3. knows how to keep her mouth shut and does not interrupt her man or any man,

4. hates feminism

5. always tries to look her best for her man’

6. cooks what her man likes

7. has no friends that are feminists

8. likes Trump, votes exactly as her man votes

9. is frugal with her man’s money and hates debt.

10. Knows her man is her best friend and mentor and listens only to him for wisdom.